Sep 1, 2010

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing her self. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?” “Why, officer?” asks the blonde. “Because your blouse is open and you are exposed.” “Oh my goodness,” exclaims the...

Aug 22, 2010

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon”. Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.” The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.” The Italian, nodding in...

Aug 21, 2010

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by the ERBENIZER – who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. ____________________________________________________________________ Q: What was...

Aug 21, 2010

A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and order a drink. The polish guy calls the bartender over and says “whatever she is drinking give her another one and tell her it is on me.” The bartender replies “I don’t think you want to do...

Aug 21, 2010

Question. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women? Answer. Breasts don’t have eyes! VN:F [1.9.3_1094]please wait...Rating: 6.5/10 (2 votes cast)VN:F [1.9.3_1094]Rating: -1 (from 1...

Aug 19, 2010

Perpetual motion originally described hypothetical machines that once started would operate or produce useful work indefinitely. It has since been expanded to include any machine that produces more work or energy than it consumes, whether or not it can operate indefinitely. Despite the lack of a scientific basis for such devices, wishful inventors continue to...