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Why beer is always better than a woman?
Written on 13 Jan, 2010 at 0:03 in A bit of humour, Entertainment | viewed 87 views times | 0 Comments
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How Ironic!
Written on 4 Dec, 2009 at 17:19 in A bit of humour | viewed 69 views times | 0 Comments
So, let’s get it started.. Most of the time in our life, we do not have the guts to do or say as we like. One fine day, we incredibly get the courage to do as we like: So, FINALLY, ironically When we... (Continue reading)
Top 20 Unfortunate things Girls learn from Twilight
If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence.2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.... (Continue reading)
Blonde Jokes – No Offence!!!
Written on 17 Oct, 2009 at 0:17 in A bit of humour | viewed 140 views times | 5 Comments
I know a blonde that was so stupid that; she called me to get my phone number, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate”, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up... (Continue reading)
Nine words women use.. LOL!!!
Written on 4 Oct, 2009 at 12:17 in A bit of humour | viewed 206 views times | 1 Comment
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only... (Continue reading)
Japanese Prime Minister’s English skills
Written on 1 Oct, 2009 at 18:32 in A bit of humour | viewed 57 views times | 0 Comments
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! A few years ago, Japanese Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets President Bill Clinton… The instructor told Mori, the Japanese Premier,... (Continue reading)
Marriage Proposal in Punjabi (Dead serious)
Written on 28 Sep, 2009 at 18:10 in A bit of humour | viewed 77 views times | 0 Comments
Madam : I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore . Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely. I am a soiled son from... (Continue reading)
Life after marriage
Written on 25 Sep, 2009 at 22:40 in A bit of humour | viewed 71 views times | 0 Comments
Life after marriage life b4 marriage is like “tigo” “u cn expres urself” life in honeymoon is like “dialog” “always keep in touch” 1wk after marriage like “mobitel” “v care always” After 1yr like “celtel” “always changing” After 10yrs like “hutch” “subscriber nt reachable” life b4... (Continue reading)
